Home Gym Heroes Gifts

Gym'll Fix it

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"OK, ready to go again?"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Keep Fit.

Sisyphus during Covid

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Fitness Course.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Office Safety.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.