Exercise Machine Enthusiasts Mugs

Treadmill prototype

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We're exclusively delts."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."