Muscle Flexing Gifts

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Brawnstorming session.

'Keep fit.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"His prose is so muscular."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."