Muscle Flexing Pillows

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"His prose is so muscular."

'Keep fit.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Gymnast tangled up.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Man eating his meal with his feet.