Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!
Stretching Savant Gifts
Looking for a gift for a stretching savant? Explore our collection of witty and charming items that honor their love of flexibility and self-care. From cozy pillows to inspiring prints, find a present as unique and dedicated as they are. Whether they’re into yoga, dance, or just stretching out their muscles, these products celebrate their passion with humor and heart, making every stretch an occasion worth commemorating.
Maybe clean out your wallet
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
'Steeee-rike three!'
"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"
"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."
Gymnast tangled up.
It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.
'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'
Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."
'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'
"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"
"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."
"It's a slow hit man!"
'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...
Jesus Saves
Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba
José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix
"Profession?"
Relay racers passing money instead of baton.
Grumpy Moody Boy.
"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."
"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"
Welcome to Silicon Valley
"I'm a societal mutation."
'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'
Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.
"I've decided to work from the office today. Screwing off at home isn't as satisfying."
"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."
'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'
'She's all thumbs!'
'I see a new Tesco store is always a good standby.'
Stretching Savant Gifts Collection
Stretching Savant Mugs
Explore our range of mugs specially crafted for stretching savants — perfect for coffee or tea breaks that fuel their flexibility routines.
Stretching Savant Pillows
Comfort meets comedy with our pillows designed for stretching enthusiasts — great for relaxing after a good session or adding personality to any space.
Stretching Savant Prints
Inspire their daily routine with prints that celebrate their love of stretching and flexibility — a stylish addition to any home or studio.
Stretching Savant T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for stretching lovers who like to show off their passion with a touch of humor and style in every move.