Stretching Savant Mugs

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Gymnast tangled up.

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"It's a slow hit man!"

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Jesus Saves

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"Profession?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley

"I'm a societal mutation."

'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'

Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.

"I've decided to work from the office today. Screwing off at home isn't as satisfying."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'

'She's all thumbs!'

'I see a new Tesco store is always a good standby.'

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.