Streamlined Savant Mugs

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"House red, sir?"

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"Those are all my passwords."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

"Profession?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

Subtitle: Woof.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Sharon got stuck. . .

"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."

Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

Up periscope.

'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'