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Streamlined Savant Gifts
Looking for a gift for your streamlined savant? Our collection of witty and thoughtful items honors creative minds and inventive spirits. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, find something that captures their unique spark. Whether they love to innovate, design, or think outside the box, these products are designed to cheer on their artistic talents and clever ideas.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
East End Maps.
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'
"House red, sir?"
"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"
"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."
It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.
"Those are all my passwords."
Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'
"It's a slow hit man!"
'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'
"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"
"This straw sucks! 'Er not."
Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!
Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba
"Profession?"
Relay racers passing money instead of baton.
Grumpy Moody Boy.
Subtitle: Woof.
"They still had so much TV ahead of them."
"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."
Sharon got stuck. . .
"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."
Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!
Welcome to Silicon Valley
Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."
Up periscope.
Streamlined Savant Gifts Collection
Streamlined Savant Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating clever minds and inventive spirits. Find the perfect gift for your streamlined savant and start their day with inspiration.
Streamlined Savant Pillows
Find pillows that bring inspiration and humor into any space. Perfect for creative individuals who love to surround themselves with clever designs.
Streamlined Savant Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate inventive brilliance. Perfect for decorating a creative workspace or a home that values ingenuity.
Streamlined Savant T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the wit and creativity of streamlined savants. Ideal for making a smart statement with comfort and style.