'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'
Stretch Savant Mugs
Start mornings with a smile! Our stretch savant mugs feature clever designs that celebrate flexibility and creativity—great for yoga lovers or those who stretch their limits with humor.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Maybe clean out your wallet
Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!
Golf lessons
Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!
'Steeee-rike three!'
'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'
"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"
"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."
It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.
Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.
'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'
"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."
"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"
Yoga Class: Position Vacant
The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.
"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"
"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."
"It's a slow hit man!"
'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'
'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...
"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."
José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix
Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!
"Profession?"
Relay racers passing money instead of baton.
"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."
"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"
'Scroll down a little...'
' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."
'She's all thumbs!'
'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'
Stretch Savant Mugs Collection
Stretch Savant Pillows
Relax with our stretch savant pillows, blending comfort and humor—ideal for yoga studios or cozy corners at home.
Stretch Savant Prints
Bring energy to your space with our vibrant stretch savant prints, celebrating the art of movement and flexibility in style.
Stretch Savant T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring stretch savant T-shirts, perfect for showcasing your passion for flexibility and dance in a playful way.