String Struggle Survivor Gifts

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Impressing dad.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Tong!"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The violin lesson

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Cellist wearing face mask.

Eye Opener

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."