String Struggles Gifts

Terrible violinist gives up.

Impressing dad.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Tong!"

Occupational Hazards.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Violin Player

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

No Bruch!

Violinist.

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Double Bass.

Cellist wearing face mask.

Niccolo Paganini

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Bad Violinist.

My other viola is a Stradivari.