String Play Gifts

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Impressing dad.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Occupational Hazards.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Cello Concert

Violin Player

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Team Cello

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

My other viola is a Stradivari.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

String Quartet Vending Machine

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.