Long Hair Lover Gifts

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

"We need to go shorter, Louie. I'm getting squirrels again."

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Bad hair day!

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Why giraffes hate winter

Rapunzel as a child.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

The wool club for mammoths.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"Could you come back tomorrow Luv. I'm having a bad hair day"

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"I just love what you've done with your hair."

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

'Rapunzel! Why did you have to get an afro?'

'Hey your hair is on backwards!'

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

"I just knew you'd like longhair music, Mr. Pruitt."