Long Hair Lovers Gifts

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Bad hair day!

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Rapunzel as a child.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

The wool club for mammoths.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

"Is there room for me?"

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'I'll take the number 7.'

"Could you come back tomorrow Luv. I'm having a bad hair day"

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."