Body Hair Pillows

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Curling your hair for no reason

Ed's receding hairline!

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

The last of the mullet.