Body Hair Pillows

"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."

"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Ed's receding hairline!

Curling your hair for no reason

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"This is all my own hair."