Body Hair Proud Pillows

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"A shave and a shine."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Bald man with a brush on his head

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Fashion over function!"

The shape of things to come

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.