Body Hair Proud Gifts

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"A shave and a shine."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

"Fashion over function!"

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"She massages egos."