Facial Hair Fashionista Gifts

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Modern Hirsute

"Oh, Larry, you have a pretentious goatee on your upper lip and chin."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Chin Game.

Whiskerandos.

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'Hmmm. . . the bee beard may be one of the reasons why you're still single.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'I got tired of trimming my goatie a long time ago...'

"Do you need to borrow my bikini wax?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Fighting Covid

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The new normal

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

30 Days Has Movember

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."