Hair Fashionistas Gifts

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The barber

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."