Hair Fashionistas Pillows

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The barber

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Too dressy?'