Hair Fashionista Gifts

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'

"My mom always looks for the silver lining, but then she dyes it to match the rest of her hair."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Perfect.'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

'Somehow, I get better cellphone reception this way.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'With hindsight, Samson realised that he should have suspected something'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Are you wearing a wig?'

Monk with lots of hair trying on bald wig.

"How much do you want off the top?"

Beehive Hairstyle

"I had my roots done."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Is that enough off the top?"

'He gets really mean if you ask for a different hairstyle.'

"The siege was stressing us out, so we all got bangs."

"I'm surprised you don't get one of those undetectable wigs,luv!"

'What the wig lacked in quality, it made up for in quantity.'

'When was the last time you had your hair cur, Mr. jones?'

Dye now, pay later!

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'I love your bangs.'

Tree Hair

Tree Wigs

'The usual please!'

Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it!

Riding the bus to school is humiliating. So bike. My helmet squashes my hair. Get your mom to carpool. Then I'd owe her even more chores. Offer her this as an alternative. I am not home schooling you!! It's on you if I turn to drugs and crime.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.