Facial Hair Appreciation Mugs

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

My Life in Beards.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"This is all my own hair."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'