Facial Hair Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor—our facial hair themed mugs feature clever sayings and fun designs that any mustache or beard enthusiast will love to sip from.

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'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.' mockup

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'

'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!' mockup

'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'

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"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."

"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard." mockup

"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."

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The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands mockup

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

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'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.' mockup

'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

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'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.' mockup

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

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A Walrus moustache.

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Santa shaves

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'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less' mockup

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

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'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!' mockup

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

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Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same. mockup

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

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Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook. mockup

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

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'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!' mockup

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

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"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches."

"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches." mockup

"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches."

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'Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas. . . what happens in mustache stays in mustache!'

'Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas. . . what happens in mustache stays in mustache!' mockup

'Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas. . . what happens in mustache stays in mustache!'

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'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'

'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.' mockup

'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'

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"I see you've reshaped your moustache for your first day in management."

"I see you've reshaped your moustache for your first day in management." mockup

"I see you've reshaped your moustache for your first day in management."

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Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache. mockup

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

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"Get rid of that. You're supposed to show a stiff upper lip!"

"Get rid of that. You're supposed to show a stiff upper lip!" mockup

"Get rid of that. You're supposed to show a stiff upper lip!"

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'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.' mockup

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

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"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic." mockup

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

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"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!" mockup

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

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Moustached Man

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"...and another thing - I don't like your moustache."

"...and another thing - I don't like your moustache." mockup

"...and another thing - I don't like your moustache."

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"Never trust a pig with a moustache..." mockup

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

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This year we all got beards!

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"Forget Movember, I'm doing Maovember." mockup

"Forget Movember, I'm doing Maovember."

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"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!" mockup

"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"

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Movember

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The Beards' Family Portrait.

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Reading the future in beard stubble. mockup

Reading the future in beard stubble.

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'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.' mockup

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

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'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.'

'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.' mockup

'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.'

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"It's a UN resolution against your beard."

"It's a UN resolution against your beard." mockup

"It's a UN resolution against your beard."

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Facial Hair Mugs Collection

Facial Hair Pillows

Add some humorous flair to their decor with our facial hair pillow collection, perfect for mustache and beard lovers.

Facial Hair Prints

Express their moustache and beard pride with our stylish and humorous print collection—great for decorating any space.

Facial Hair T-Shirts

Want to showcase facial hair humor on the go? Browse our range of witty t-shirts celebrating mustaches and beards.