Hair Trendster Gifts

"I forgot all about casual hair day again."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Bun Lift

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

New Shades 2020

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Please turn your head and coiffe."

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Bad Hair Day

The Marcel Wave

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

Woman who has run out of make-up

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

Cornrows

Helena Bonham Carter

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

The inventor of the man bun.

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"Dragons were never out of style."

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Follow Your Quiff

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."