Hairdressing Mugs

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Hairdressing Models

"Having reviewed her responses in the context of cognitive therapy with a psychodynamic input and some rational emotive behaviour we've concluded that she'd like it a bit longer at the back."

" and how's your Sharon getting on with her hairdressing course?"

'Just a little off the bottom.'

Dual fuel deals.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"He was in here yesterday. Halfway through he ran out without paying."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Girl having her hair cut

Young lady asking the hairdresser for a lock of her hair

The haircut is invented

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Darling, have you seen my paint-stripper heat-gun?'

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

'Short front and sides, please.'

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

"Not to worry, what I lack in talent, I make up for in speed."

'It's all your fault! Insisting we practice before playing hairdressers!'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

Hairdressing for Bald People

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Gimme a whiskey!" "Tex couldn't read."

2-in-1 speed trap radar gun and hair dryer.

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."