Hairdressing Gifts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Having reviewed her responses in the context of cognitive therapy with a psychodynamic input and some rational emotive behaviour we've concluded that she'd like it a bit longer at the back."

Hairdressing Models

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

" and how's your Sharon getting on with her hairdressing course?"

"He was in here yesterday. Halfway through he ran out without paying."

Dual fuel deals.

'Just a little off the bottom.'

Crew cut.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'It's all your fault! Insisting we practice before playing hairdressers!'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

The haircut is invented

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

Young lady asking the hairdresser for a lock of her hair

Girl having her hair cut

'Darling, have you seen my paint-stripper heat-gun?'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

"You were lucky to catch me, I was just going home to cut the garden hedge."

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Short front and sides, please.'

"Not to worry, what I lack in talent, I make up for in speed."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Just a little off the top,please.'

'Already my boy's a babe magnet.'

Three barbers talking conspiratorially

Whaddaya mean "oops"?