Hairdresser Gifts

"I love it. Who did it?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Not too much off the back.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Express chair. 12 hairs or less.

Pandemic Haircut

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

'Hello, I'm from the company that provides your gas, electricity, water, phone and internet. We were wondering ... who does your hair these days?'

'See you later, Honey.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

The Queens Guard hair do.

Haircuts 20% off.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'You went for the highlights then?'

Hairdressing Models

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

The quarantine self cut.

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"For Facetime or Zoom?.."

A pod of bleached whales,

"Having reviewed her responses in the context of cognitive therapy with a psychodynamic input and some rational emotive behaviour we've concluded that she'd like it a bit longer at the back."

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

Rachel Rapunzelstein

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion