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'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

cars and their owners hairstyles.

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

Keeping warm.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'