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"Be careful, there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

"Nice mullet Wayne...!"

Moses parts the red hair

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

CAPTAIN CURLING IRON. BW

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"OK... Where are the aliens who switched the brains of my best friends?"

"Does she seriously think nobody knows she's wearing extensions?"

"It always does this after it rains."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'