Hairstyle Guru Mugs

"Be careful, there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

"Nice mullet Wayne...!"

Moses parts the red hair

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

CAPTAIN CURLING IRON. BW

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"OK... Where are the aliens who switched the brains of my best friends?"

"Does she seriously think nobody knows she's wearing extensions?"

"It always does this after it rains."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Keeping warm.

Dating is so expensive...

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"