Hair Guru Prints

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

cars and their owners hairstyles.

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Keeping warm.