Hair Care Guru Prints

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

Headlice look for living hair space,

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'The Prince made a mental note: 'Advise Rapunzel to use anti-grease formula Shampoo'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Basecamp says to stay put - they've run out of hair gel."

"Don't touch my hair! It's greasy and full of split ends because thanks to inflation I can't afford to visit the hairdresser!"

"This should help take care of some of the shedding."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Nice haircut."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"