Hair Transplant Specialist Gifts

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

Hair implants.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

Quick Spring Fling

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

'Sounds like insider trading to me.'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

Reunion of organ donors

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

"Would you say this pork liver is fresh enough for a pig-to-human transplant?"

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."