First Haircut At A New Place T-Shirts

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Two men in barber shop

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"Fashion over function!"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'