New Hairstyle Pillows

"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Bad Hair Year

"Dyeing your hair says, I'm wild! I'm cool! Let's party, baby!"

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Fashion over function!"

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A Macaroni in 1772

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Pampered and poodled.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Lego Haircut

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

What price beauty?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Baby Hairstyles.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"