Starting A New Hairstyle Journey Pillows

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Like my new haircut?"

Quick Spring Fling

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Fashion over function!"

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

A Macaroni in 1773

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Santa Hat Hair

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

Flying carpet

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Your hats off! Salon now open

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Cactus Head

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."