Starting A New Hairstyle Journey Prints

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Like my new haircut?"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Quick Spring Fling

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Fashion over function!"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

A Macaroni in 1773

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Santa Hat Hair

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

Your hats off! Salon now open

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Flying carpet

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Boy, she has a new look."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."