Hairstyle Refresh Pillows

Your hats off! Salon now open

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Pampered and poodled.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Lego Haircut

Not you. Your hair.

"I don't like your application."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Baby Hairstyles.

What price beauty?

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nice haircut."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Like my new haircut?"