Considering New Look Gifts

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Fashion over function!"

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Bag Lady.

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Bad Hair Year

Compliment seeking missile

"You seem different."

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."

"Dyeing your hair says, I'm wild! I'm cool! Let's party, baby!"