Considering New Look Pillows

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I remember when this was all offices."

"Fashion over function!"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Take ten years off the top.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Bag Lady.

"Boy, she has a new look."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Compliment seeking missile

Bad Hair Year

"You seem different."

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."

"Dyeing your hair says, I'm wild! I'm cool! Let's party, baby!"