Style Change Pillows

"I'm thinkin' blond."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mr Metrosexual.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'