Style Transformation Pillows

"I'm sick and tired of black."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Queen of Upcycling!

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror