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"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Girl in cow onesie.

"Like my new haircut?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Hair Traffic control.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tie Rolls

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

The Return Of The Minipants

Western Outfitters.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."