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"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Like my new haircut?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Hair Traffic control.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Western Outfitters.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."