Style Survivor Mugs

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

New Suit.

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The Return Of The Minipants

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tie Rolls

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.