Style Explorer Mugs

Breakages must be paid for

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

I Hate My Hat Magazine

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

World Hair Day.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

'Dad, I found an earring. Is it mom's or one of yours?'

Affecations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'The womens wear daily map of America'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This is daring, but I like it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

What price beauty?

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Curling your hair for no reason

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Return Of The Minipants

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

High Pants/Low Pants.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'