Style Paradox Explorer Mugs

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The Physiciatrist...

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Bumper Limos

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

I've found the designer gene.

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Grenadiers

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

Right Against Right.

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

World Hair Day.

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

King Madras

The City that Never Sleeps.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

Fastest slowest animal

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

Breakages must be paid for

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'