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Style Paradox Explorer Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the style paradox explorer—quirky, inventive, and full of personality. Perfect for fueling creative mornings with a touch of humor or inspiration.
STRIP Hambone: Paper work
The Physiciatrist...
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
Item #3715 - cozy cardigan
"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."
Bumper Limos
'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'
'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'
'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.
"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"
Butterfly Bow-tie.
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'
"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"
I've found the designer gene.
"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."
Grenadiers
Disney Princess 1950s - 3000
Right Against Right.
The contrast between a barrister and his clerk
Man falling down neverending staircase.
"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."
"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.
World Hair Day.
A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus
'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'
King Madras
The City that Never Sleeps.
National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'
Breakages must be paid for
Fastest slowest animal
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