Style Investigator Mugs

'Oh no, it looks like we've finally run out of ways to dress differently from grownups.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Keeping warm.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"