Style Evolution Fan Pillows

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

'The circle is complete!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Homo Zapiens

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Draw!

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Casual Thursday

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Evolution

"I can be changed!"

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.