Style Transformation Gifts

"I'm sick and tired of black."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

Dog Dressed to Eat

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Keeping warm.

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror